Portal 1 is $2.50
The bundle for both is $6.24
IF Y’ALL WANNA PLAY MY MOST FAVORITE PLATFORM PUZZLE GAME EVER WITH AN AMAZING STORY Y’ALL BEST GET ON THIS
Hnnnnnng why am I so awkward when it comes to making friends with people while out of costume
Like it’s so easy when I’m at conventions but afterwards it’s always like I’m flopping on the floor Magikarp style being a dweeb
No, you have to understand. You have no idea how important How To Train Your Dragon is to me…
all these bee movie jokes and yet how has nobody thought of beestiality
I dare you.
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
Watch and be amazed common folk! As the same fandom who hates X character trait in female character adores the fuck out of it in male character!
the passage of time is actually something that really freaks me out because it never stops.
it just keeps happening.
there are no breaks, there is no reprieve.
we just keep moving forward and forward and forward unaware of how fleeting each moment truly is and we just spend so much of it unconscious and even when we die time still goes on and on and on and idk man time’s really fucked up because it’s infinite but also so limited it’s really fucking with my mind